week 1, monday

[reapertoire]

#REAPER MEET UP

If the Reapers are expecting to be teleported into a shady corner by a ten year old again, they may be in for surprise. Instead, they'll wake suddenly, with their IC rulebook in their hand and open to a page in the back -- which contains a note that's only visible to them. "Reapers! Today's meeting will be at the IKEA restaurant at 7 AM sharp! There's coffee and snacks for everyone, so don't be late!" When they arrive at the IKEA restaurant, at 07:00, they'll find themselves walking into a private area of IKEA, with a door that closes and locks behind them once everyone is inside. The foreboding feeling usually present is missing entirely. And, true to form, there's comfortable seating, all manner of IKEA food, and beverages laid out for anyone and everyone to indulge in. Rather than the usual restaurant, the room is occupied by comfortable furniture from the showrooms. Once again, there's music looping forever. Try not to go insane. Already seated (and eating), is Maya Fey, very much alive, who enthusiastically waves them over as she shoves another forkful of meatballs into her mouth. "Hey guys! Take a seat and some chow and let's kick this thing off already!" game info ☠ setting ☠ statuses ☠ ic profiles private conversations ☠ murder proposals ☠ money full nav

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[feytality]

[once everyone has more or less settled, maya, after finishing a plate, clears her throat and starts talking]

First things first --- check your handbook.

[if they do open the handbook, they'll notice is that the page only visible to them has changed -- it's now displaying something else entirely. the invitation has vanished.]

And make sure you check the back of the book every week -- it'll tell you where we're meeting up each week.

[so no more shady teleportation to dark alleys or whatever. that's good, right?]

[deductionary]

[ blinks. ]

[ reaches out to pet maya on the head i guess because why not ]

[feytality]

[headpats... achieved??]

[that's not a reaction she was expecting, but she smiles anyway]

Hey, Ranpo! Didja miss me?

[fashionable]

I'm going to fucking kill you.

[ WHY IS SHE HERE!! ]

[feytality]

I'd rather not. Twice is more than enough, doncha think?

[hey junko, don't think she didn't see what you did yesterday]

[purrtagonist]

[blinks]

[slowly]

[very slowly]

[trying to process this]

[before he just]






[presses a hand against his face and laughs]

[feytality]

Hey, Akira!!

[he's cracked???? or maybe she meme'd too hard again]

The good news, we do get to work together after all. Kinda, anyway --- I'm more around to help out.

[darkearth]

[wha.............

excusE WHAT IS THIS]

[feytality]

Hi again, Terra....

[she dropped the mister]

Um, sorry I worried you.

[alchemicalwater]

[Just. What?

Undine is kind of stuck there for a moment, frozen in place, unable to move.

Then she starts crying.]

I thought you were dead!

[feytality]

Well, I am.

[what a terrible joke to make!!! even maya has enough self-awareness to feel bad when the other girl starts crying and she puts her hands on undine's shoulders]

I'm sorry -- I didn't mean to worry you! Don't cry.

ERASE

[reapertoire]

[ Please reply with up to two Players you want to kill in the subject header. It must be a majority agreement on each victim. ]

LION

[darkearth]

Lion

[alchemicalwater]

lion

[fashionable]

LION

[purrtagonist]

TALKING

[fashionable]

[ Immediately stands on a table. I'm sorry. ]

Attention fuckboys and Undine.

[ :') ]

Now comes the fun part. Time to turn the gears and start thinking. Who to kill, how to do it, and if we can get a recording of it for funsies.

[ :D ]

Pretty clear I'll be lucky if I make it another week, so I'm down with going subtle since we all know I'm extra as fuck. If anyone wants to volunteer as tribute, now is the time.

[deductionary]

[ fuckboys........... what........ ]

... Yeah, you're the most suspicious of all of us.

[ no mincing words here. ]

We have 16 pairs to pick from.

[fashionable]

Does it look like I care? I win either way. Getting everyone pissed off...watching their faces twist in despair at the execution....

Oh my God, it took all my strength to keep myself from despairing — everyone was so good...

[darkearth]

We should get rid of someone with a useful Psych.

[fashionable]

Not a terrible idea. The "usefulness" is subjective, however. Invisibility is the most useful, in my opinion. To hide and make yourself unable to be found — in a game like this, it has its benefits.

Force rounds seem like one of the most defensive challenges we would have to partake, just a thought.

[purrtagonist]

[quietly sipping on a cup of coffee, the elixir of the gods]

Define "useful."

[alchemicalwater]

[That is very kind of Junko to not consider Undine a fuckboy.]

Um...we can say who NOT to erase, right? I'm sure we all have one or two people by now that we want to keep around. So maybe if we all say that, and then go from there? It might be easier to choose.

[alchemicalwater]

[OH RIGHT]

So, um. One of us has to erase a person, right? How do we decide who's going to do that?

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . . . . . . . . . . -----> sitting in the I DON'T WANT TO DO A MURDER corner]

[but even he knows better than to stay quiet and shirk his Reaper responsibilities this obviously. and so, he speaks up, after taking a large gulp of coffee to steel himself]

Volunteer basis. That should be first.

But if no one wants to step up, then we can-- draw straws.

[which definitely puts him in the murderer pool, whether he likes it or not, but. it's fair]