reapertoire: (Default)
Reapsody Mods ([personal profile] reapertoire) wrote2018-03-07 03:26 pm

week ?, ???

[ five assholes walk into a sewer.

they have a few important matters to discuss in the dead god's pad before the game officially starts. ]
feytality: this isn't awkward at all (so about that Steel Samurai por-- I mean)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-03-19 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ maya holds her hands up in a gesture of appeasement towards utena and dahlia both. ]

C'mon, Utena -- it'd be risky for you to stay undercover the whole Game and I don't want an actual Reaper or murder-y Player going after you. [ she's concerned about utena, too!!! better the fuck u know. ] Dahlia's got a pretty good idea, here. [ for once. ] Aaaand, so does Anthy.... if there's someone there playing Host....

[ maya also trails off while she turns to look in the direction anthy is facing --- specifically, at max. ]
princeples: (& you know it's cause you're beautiful)

[personal profile] princeples 2018-03-19 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[@ maya] I can handle myself, but. You've got a point, as well as Dahlia. [she's a good dog :/] And, well. If we had someone to corral Players and answer any questions they have... Yes... I think that could work...

[stares at Max]
Edited 2018-03-19 00:57 (UTC)
venomosity: (pic#12129481)

[personal profile] venomosity 2018-03-19 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
If we can agree on one thing...

[more!! staring!!]
concertmaster: (sunglasses)

[personal profile] concertmaster 2018-03-19 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . .

after a little bit of silent staring, Max finally looks up from where he was browsing on his phone, deadpan]


... What?
rosemance: (pic#11755393)

[personal profile] rosemance 2018-03-19 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Max, for being our Host.

[ fucking rip ]
concertmaster: (>:|)

[personal profile] concertmaster 2018-03-19 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What.

[absolutely??????????/ not???????]

Hey. No. Absolutely fucking not, no chance in hell. I'm Producer, not babysitter. I don't do Player coddling.
feytality: (y u mad tho)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-03-19 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on, Max! Let's help the Players out this time!

[ she's not tee heeing, but. ]

There's a lot riding on this! And you don't have to coddle them, just, y'know, answer a few of their questions. Give them stuff if they're actually doing good. You won't need to be hanging around them all the time.

[ famous last words. ]
venomosity: (pic#12129468)

[personal profile] venomosity 2018-03-21 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
And you can be your lovable self, freely insulting them whenever they ask something especially stupid.
princeples: (but that's none of my business)

[personal profile] princeples 2018-03-21 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't do for him to act unnatural in that setting, of course.

[sips tea]

The Players will need all the help they can get. Having someone to guide them and keep an eye on them for us will help us out tremendously. And since you're judging the Game, it'll be easier for you to be in the thick of it, right?
concertmaster: (>:?)

[personal profile] concertmaster 2018-03-21 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I would rather get Erased right here and now than go along with this bullshit. I did not sign up to interact with Players.
rosemance: (pic#12104166)

[personal profile] rosemance 2018-03-22 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
None of us actually signed up for this particular assignment, Max.

[ it's said in a "you're doing it" tone. ]
concertmaster: (¬_¬)

[personal profile] concertmaster 2018-03-23 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[m o t h e r f u c k e r]

So you want me to babysit your Players and lead them along in the Game. By playing Host.

[ m o th e r of fu c ks]

This doesn't really fall under normal Composer requests, but... You're technically the fucking boss, I guess. Jesus fuck. I claim the right to bitch about it for the entire length of time it's happening.
feytality: seriously, it's very exciting (Having a finger makes me happy)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-03-23 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
We wouldn't want it any other way, Max.

[ well, anthy's the boss..... he can't say no. ] And Anthy and I will be in charge of the Reapers! So that's a little less work. Plus, I'll sneak you food and coffee.

[ maya acting like he can't get himself food and coffee!! ]