week 0, monday

[reapertoire]

#REAPER MEET UP

At 7am on Monday, all of you have been abruptly woken up by being transported to a dark alley. Wait. Are there even dark alleys here? Where are you. What is with the music? Before you can question it too much, out of the darkness steps... The Host. All four feet and pissed off attitude of him. He's got his hands in his hoodie pocket as he nonchalantly addresses you: "Reapers. Like you know, you've been volunteered by your respective Composers to participate in this Game. Say hi. We'll be in contact at this time every week to give you your orders. Special orders have already been given for the week, so... fucking chill, I guess." game info ☠ setting ☠ statuses ☠ ic profiles private conversations ☠ murder proposals ☠ money full nav

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[purrtagonist]

Of course you play video games.

[letting that go with no comment, even if it did knock him off guard for a moment]

I don't know which kind you play, though. I'm not psychic.

[concertmaster]

I'm obviously the kid screaming that I fucked your mom in Call of Duty.

[he absolutely isn't, just because that's not nearly soul-crushing enough]

[purrtagonist]

Nope. You're not. Because no one's going to believe that coming from a ten-year-old.

I bet you're meaner.

[concertmaster]

I've seduced older women under false pretenses before, don't try me.

[well. it happened once.]

You wouldn't be wrong though.

[purrtagonist]

Doubt.

[you're a BABY, Max]

[concertmaster]

The Internet's a wonderful place to scam people.

[purrtagonist]

Also a wonderful place to watch cute cat videos. I know a site, if you're interested.

[concertmaster]

Hell yeah.

[... yeah]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . well, all right]

Okay.

But I'm not giving it away for free. Let's make a deal, first.

[AKIRA PLZ DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH THE HOST]

[concertmaster]

[hm. he raises an eyebrow]

What do you want.

[this is a deal with the devil, but akira is satan, so]

[purrtagonist]

[this is correct]

If the arcade on central street ever gets unlocked, play a couple of games of Gun About with me. [. . .] If they don't have Gun About, we'll find the next best thing.

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im stealing a joke from sipp in yuggoth

[concertmaster]

...

Yeah, sure, why the fuck not?



[I am thou, thou art I...
Thou hast acquired a new vow.

It shall become the wings of rebellion
that breaketh thy chains of captivity.

With the birth of the Host Persona,
I have obtained the winds of blessing that
shall lead to freedom and new power...]

I'M SO GLAD

[purrtagonist]

[SHING]

[gives him a thumbs up]

I'll hold you to it.

[concertmaster]

Then try to not get caught before we get to that point.

[purrtagonist]

I'll do more than just "try."

[he won't get caught]







[says the guy who gets figured out as a phantom thief by every non-thief confidant in canon]

[concertmaster]

[the face of someone who has read your entire file, akira.

he knows.]

Yeaaaah okay.

[purrtagonist]

[THIS DISTRUST 8(]