[ yosano is queen from what i understand. but anyway, madara is very immune to the incredulous looks. he gets those all the time, and usually he's off on his own to accomplish whatever anyway? it works out, promise! ]

If you think you know what I'm doing, then it's good that it's clear enough!

[ NOT THE POINT HERE, but he doesn't have a reference for how strong noise should be and whatnot. he's not the veteran, ranpo is, but that's a leap and... it's madara, what is fear. ]

Okay okay, understood! Sorry, but I'll need my legs free, so no piggyback for me~

[ and he just. jumps onto ranpo with his legs up and hoping the innate reflex of a person to catch even a bigger guy about to land on you counts as a carry. ]