Unfair? [She presses her hand to her chin in thought.] If I had to weigh what befell me against the crime, I'd conclude the consequences were what why should have been. I'm not sure the same could be said for other pieces on the board.

I'll wait for you to rationalize your thoughts; it's possible we'll have the time to speak about it later. Instead: Surely your voyeuristic advantage let you see some entertainment?