SECRET REPORT #1

#REPORT

The entry fees are about as expected for this particular crop of Players. There's nothing of interest to note on that front… except for the part where we usually straight up tell Players what their fee will be once they accept to play. Kind of going ass-backwards on this shit when it comes to the typical rules, but you already knew that. Obviously. They're not going to be too happy about it. Not like anyone's ever happy about entry fees. Yeah, yeah, we can say it's not meant to be cruel all we want, that there’s a purpose, bla bla bla, and sure. That's all accurate. That doesn't make it not cruel or unfair. Shit can be both. You’re so far removed from humanity it's fucking laughable you think something having a purpose and a reason makes it less dick-move. "Stop tangenting," you say. Fuck off. You asked me to oversee this, this is what you get. The Reapers, obviously, don't have entry fees. They've paid their dues. So with the nature of the Game at hand, talking about fees is just not a thing I can do. And that’s all going to make my shitty job harder! So you know what! Thanks, I hate it.