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Reapsody Mods ([personal profile] reapertoire) wrote2018-03-31 01:48 pm
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EGG LOG

[ A strange thing happens to the Reapers this week. Maya calls them back over to the meeting room with a very serious look on her face, on Friday night. ]

"Reapers," she says, hands behind her back. "You have special orders from the Composer, and I've been tasked to give them to you."

There's a dramatic pause, then...... she holds out two large baskets full of eggs, maps, and head bands for them to wear, grinning widely.

"Okay! Hide these and don't get caught! You're the Reapster Bunnies!"
alchemicalwater: (Default)

Re: EGGS

[personal profile] alchemicalwater 2018-03-31 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
These eggs are light pink, with dark pink hearts on them.

Egg 1: Stuck on top of a pile of yarn in the yarn store.
contents: a cadbury egg.

Egg 2: hidden on a shelf in the drugstore, taking the place of where allergy meds would be.
contents: 1 ripcoin and some gummy worms.

Egg 3: on top of the M in the mcdonalds sign, right in the middle where the two arches meet.
contents: 1 stuffed chick that appears to have been stuffed in real tight, so it expands a lot upon being freed from the egg.
Edited 2018-03-31 18:17 (UTC)
purrtagonist: but… like, what are doors? Doors are a social construct. (Sure we broke down a few doors)

AKIRA'S EGGS

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-03-31 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
1) Inside Max's hoodie; it has a "(1) Free McFlurry" coupon inside.. SORRY FOR THE USELESS COUPON. . .

2) Resting on top of a cold sausage, egg and cheese McMuffin on a table in McDonald's; it has a party noisemaker inside

3) In one of Mary's pockets; it has a tiny chocolate bunny on the inside
purrtagonist: (let me check if my Paladin Oath)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-03-31 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh my gosh]

[OH MY GOSH]

[immediately takes the headband and positions it neatly on top of his head]


So? How does it look?
alchemicalwater: (41)

[personal profile] alchemicalwater 2018-03-31 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks like you're embracing your inner child.

[She's putting on hers as well.]
purrtagonist: (I play Twister with the pressure plates)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-03-31 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I was trying to pioneer a new trend in fashion.

I call it, "A Hop, Skip and a Jump Away from Trendy."

[fingerguns]
alchemicalwater: (19)

[personal profile] alchemicalwater 2018-03-31 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ayyyyy]

Maybe try a suit with the headband, then. For trendiness.
purrtagonist: (You grovel before the almighty chair god)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-03-31 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Then the only question left is: tie or bow tie?
alchemicalwater: (49)

[personal profile] alchemicalwater 2018-03-31 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Bow tie, definitely.
purrtagonist: and a great personality (I just have a short sword)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-03-31 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[his mouth twitches in amusement]

I'll be the most dapper Easter Bunny in all of Shibuya.
alchemicalwater: (01)

[personal profile] alchemicalwater 2018-03-31 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
With his darling sidekick bunny, maybe?

[Come on loser let's go hide eggs.]
purrtagonist: but you can’t tell because of all the slurping (I cower in the corner)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-03-31 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. . . don't you think I'm way more sidekick material than you are? Your color scheme screams protagonist.

[he's teasing, but totally follows as they begin their OFFICIAL REAPER DUTIES which are already 100% cooler than their other official Reaper duties]
feytality: Or the face she makes when she thinks she's being clever (HON HON HON CLEVER FACE)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-01 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ maya's taking pictures with one of those disposable evidence. ]

[ she's got one on too, and one of her own baskets of eggs to hide. ]


Beautiful! Though, not as cute as me.
purrtagonist: (passing out from being drowned)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-01 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Akira only wishes he could take pictures]

It's tough to be as cute as you, though. I don't even try.

Second place is more than enough for me.

[a beat]

Third. Undine beats me, too.
feytality: seriously, it's very exciting (Having a finger makes me happy)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-02 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ maybe she'll give him one if he asks nicely. ]

She sure does! You're the least cute person in the gang now.
purrtagonist: (So can I nonlethally decapitate him)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-02 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[he just might!!]

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.
feytality: (oh he diiiiiidn't girlfrien)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see how it's so tough when you're surrounded by puppy cute girls and an actual puppy.
purrtagonist: (is z-snapping considered a free action)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-04 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Shhhh. Don't poke holes in my logic.
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-04 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Learn to appreciate what you have, bunny boy! Or it might just hop away right under your nose.
purrtagonist: (are croissants the new pocket organs)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-04 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see you hopping yet.

[he replies in a deadpan]

[staring at her]

[expectantly]

[he may want to see her hop]
feytality: (oh he diiiiiidn't girlfrien)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-04 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
You first, Reapster Bunny!

[ she wants to swat at his ears but he's too tall :( ]
purrtagonist: and a great personality (I just have a short sword)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-04 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[REAPSTER BUNNY]

I like that one. It's a pretty eggcelent play on words.

[also, he's totally and without shame holding his hands out in front of him and hopping backwards. like. . . an Easter Bunny. he looks fucking stupid]
feytality: This is not a joke. This is reality. (laughing cutely at your pain)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty good at yolks, doncha think?

[ she's... taking pictures of this and cracking up, sorry, akira. ]

Beautiful!
Edited 2018-04-04 05:25 (UTC)
purrtagonist: and you send me a FROG (I ask for a dire beast)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-05 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[hops backwards a few more times, two fingers pressed against his temple in a salute. FUNNY POSES]

You really do know how to shell them out.

[stop this exchange immediately]
feytality: This icon sums up her entire existence (#Maya)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ once she's done with the photos, she's going to hop forward because she has no shame. ]

White can I say? It's a talent of mine.
purrtagonist: (your response to the Orc discourse)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-05 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[why are they like this. a pair of reapster bunnies]

Careful. If you keep talking like this, you might find yourself cracking up.
feytality: MAAAAAAAYAAAAAA JENKIIIIIIIIIIINS (At least I have chicken)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-05 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
It'd take more than that to beat me down.

[ they're embarrassments. ]
purrtagonist: IKEA assembly checks (I have the advantage of)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-05 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so you're the type to whisk it, no matter what?

[THEY REALLY ARE]
feytality: This icon sums up her entire existence (#Maya)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-11 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if I get fried!

[ why this. ]
purrtagonist: but… like, what are doors? Doors are a social construct. (Sure we broke down a few doors)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-04-13 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
You're so hard-boiled, Maya.

[god]
feytality: what is wrong with her hand (squints evilly at animation budget)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-04-13 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Is it scrambling your brain?

[ they're gonna badend. ]