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Bobby "Magnus" Burnsides ([personal profile] ruffboi) wrote in [personal profile] reapertoire 2018-03-01 03:37 am (UTC)

MAGNUS BURNSIDES
AGE. 32 (132)
HEIGHT & WEIGHT. 6'5" & 260 lbs
CAUSE OF DEATH. Eaten while rescuing wolf cubs and baby bears. Poisoned in hard candy accident. Killed by the Hunger. Killed by the Hunger. Said "Watch this" and jumped off a spaceship. Killed by the Hunger. Dramatic last stand dual wielding flamethrowers. Forgot he needed to breathe. Killed by the Hunger. Refused to wear a shirt in subzero temperatures. Killed by the Hunger. Doing a cool motorcycle trick for two seconds, then an uncool motorcycle trick for his remaining 6 seconds. Really shouldn't have eaten that cursed amulet. Killed by the Hunger. Decided he could fight a dragon barefisted. Turned into a statue for protesting injustice. Said "You and what army" to someone with an army. Killed by the Hunger. Struck by lightning on his way to be killed by the Hunger. Killed by the Hunger. Eaten by purple worm (x11). Soul ejected from wonderful meat body by magic bell. Terrible wooden body crushed into splinters.
NOTABLE TRAITS. Auburn hair, sideburns, scars, missing teeth, lots of muscles, wears clothes with dogs on them.
PSYCH & GENERAL SKILLS. Shockwave, fighting, weapon wielding, picking locks and being sneaky when he remembers he knows how to do that, being a damage sponge, loving cute animals, carpentry, vehicle proficiency, indiscriminate killing, hugs.
PERSONAL ITEM. Railsplitter
PARTNER. Taako

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